Saturday, November 22, 2008

Quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen.

This was taken a few months back on a night I only half remember. I may have done some dumb and embarassing things in the past, but at least I don't have a pic of me like this.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Douche Bag!!!

Douche Bag!!!
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant
This is Yolanda.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Eli & Satan get ready to paint.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

He has been in the jury system a lot longer than I have.

And they take care of their own kind

Shot by Eli.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Brunch At Johnny's Sport Tacos

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Gathering In The Kitchen

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Well This Application Sucks

But not nearly as much as the last one. At least I can load pictures faster wit this but it loads them too damn big and I can't insert commentary.

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Wake Up It's Time To Party

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This should show up on Brian's House blog.

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I'm off!!!

Just got off from work and am getting ready to party

Monday, August 25, 2008

The piano doubles as a head rest...

Well at least Braden thinks so.

This is the obvious the work of anarchists!!!

The situation here just went SNAFU.

Braden joins the party.

Eli & Lefty flow again...

And it looks like God, Dog or the mothership is listening...

Note drunk girl is once again passed out.

Ha ha.

Cameron doesn't want you to know he sings Alanis Morrisette.

Eli flows with Lefty.

Meanwhile I was drafted into a clearly inebriated retelling of the Aristocrats where my line was "... And then the afore mentioned was jammed into a blender lodged in my wife's vagina, which is conveniently cooled because the bitch is frigid..."

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Vanessa drops by.

Vanessa drops by.
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant

That's Life!!!

That's Life!!!
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant

Oh shit she sees me!

What she doesn't know is that I have a bucket of sacrificial goat blood that I am going to use to paint a pentagram that will confine the beast to Brian's house.

Satan crouches on her perch.

It has been rumored that her gaze turns you into cheese-paste.

The Goddess of Cynism shows off her phone.

Note the passed out drunk girl in the background... She has a habit of doing that.

Eli & Brian sing a tune by Old Blue Eyes

But each I do just the thought of you makes me stop before I begin. Cause I got you under my skin.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

And Then They Played Drunk Driver...

Brian Demonstrates a Hypothetical Example of Sexual Harrassment.

Nick and Some Chick...

Please Don't Feed the Homeless.

Eli on the Range...


Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant

Damn this Cruel Meat Bi-product!!!

Jimmy and Yolanda Pause for a Drink

Is that there a Rattler?

Preplexed by the Demon Geometry

You Looking at Me?

You Looking at Me?
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant
"Are you taking a picture of me? I can't tell."

"Yes I am, and it is going on my blog."

Eli Points North by Northwest


If I can stay up 'till seven at Denny's...
I freaking hate these things.
She wants to play arms
I don't hit girls.
Why are we fighting?

Because he is trying to catch my nose.

A British man shat blood; do you like that?

I would.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Buddha Burned Me!!!

This is the shrine that tried to scalp me with fire. Religion of peace my ass!!! J/K Eli.

Eli chants the sacred word "Om."

In an effort to calm Yolanda down Eli leads us in an effort to become one with the universe. While photgraphing the event a candle from a Buddha statue catches my ponytail on fire. Fortunately for me, I have a shitload of hair so the loss is minimal.

Life at the Speed of Eli

If the speed of Eli's yap were to ever drop below 65 mph he would detonate and we would all die. Interestingly enough, should his blabbering exceed 88 mph it might disrupt the space time continuem.

The Godessof Cynism and Jimmy..

Although both physically existing on the same plane, they were at the moment, worlds apart perspectively speaking.

A Certain Goddess of Cynism gets Cross Faded

No good can come from this.

Eli is apparently possessed...

No not really, he just moves too damn much.

Jimmy Hendricks Lives!!!

So it turns out I have been spelling it wrong and I feel like a dick.

Stale Mate.

Stale Mate.
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant
We played chess and it seemed like an evening for stale mates. This moment consisted of a misplaced queen. Such as life.

Brian and the thing that keeps our drinks cold.

The evening begins when this refridgerated rectangular prism opens.

Thursday, August 14, 2008


Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant
I didn't understand why the walls were bleeding at first, but then I looked down and saw her...

Jimmy looks just about tapped out.

Eli on the other hand...

Brian in the Hallway.

Looking snazzy Brian.

Blurry Nick and Friends

I like this one because Nick looks like something out of Jacob's Ladder.

Brian and Eli

Brian and Eli
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant
you have no idea how much work it was to post this... Fucking Apple!

I got rich by saving my nickles

You use a lot more salt than pepper,
It's been wierd.
He's on a different wave length.
Just go with the bat wings on my neck...

My name is Eli and I am your bartender.

Oh oh oh oh.